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Twilight! Part 4.

After deciding to run for her life and realizing that she needs to tear Charlie's heart out of his chest in order to save his life, she feels pretty bad.

Finally, we meet my last favorite character, Front Door! Through Front Door, everyone looks extra skeevy. It's amazing.

Anyway, while fleeing, Bella realizes that Charlie will never forgive her. This makes her VERY sad.

When she arrives at the Cullens and finds Laurent (one of the "bad" vampires) there, she is shocked.

And when Rosalie asks why she has to help save the stupid human, Bella is very hurt.

In the hotel in Phoenix, Bella gets a phone call from James (the hawt "bad" vampire) and realizes that he's kidnapped her mother. She fears for her mother's life.

And when she gets to the ballet studio - as instructed - she finally decides that this might be a good time to utilize Pepper Spray.

And while she walks to her death, she is VERY scared.

(and James is still pretty hawt!)

When James has Bella cornered, it's Pepper Spray to the rescue!

Of course, it does nothing to him...but still, I admire Pepper Spray's valiant effort.

Then, Edward picks Bella up off the floor and decides that since this is a ballet studio, he should leap around, point his toes, and extend his legs. (I drew arrows pointing to his feet, for reference...)

Bella, who now has a broken leg, a severed artery, and vampire venom in her veins is in excruciating pain. She makes this very obvious.

And Edward weeps again.

Meanwhile, Alice rips off James' head. Which is awesome.

And Bella decides that the best thing to do right now is go cross-eyed.

Later, in the hospital, Edward "sleeps" in the most uncomfortable position ever.

And he still wonders what he's doing here.

Before the scene ends, Bella almost mutters a full sentence without stuttering or blinking wildly,...and then she fails at English some more.

Sometime later on in the story, Charlie tries to intimidate Edward by drinking more Beer and Just For Men-ing his mustache.

The moment he sees Bella, he decides to bring up Pepper Spray again. Because that's what Charlie does.

Bella almost conjures up a different facial expression.

At prom, Jacob talks to Bella and Edward tries to save Taylor Lautner from making the same mistake he has.

Inside, Bella motions to Jess that the pink dress she bought makes her boobs look good while Edward clearly thinks it makes her look like a cheap whore.

Bella and Edward go outside to dance in the last scene of the movie. The movie ending makes Bella REALLY sad. I tell you, she really needs to tone down those emotions.


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Mar. 24th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
*falls over giggling silently*

That was made of epic win!
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
I especially liked the Carlisle/Edward moment.
I'm going to watch the movie just for that, k?

Mar. 24th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Totally worth it. Mostly while watching the movie you can't tell if they're in intense pain or experiencing some severe pleasure. I'm thinking both.

Especially KStew. She is SO GOOD.
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Mar. 24th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
oh. my. god.
You're my new best friend.
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
I was giggling through the entire thing; excellent choice of shots, loved your comments about her facial expression, and Emmett threatening her *dies laughing at the shot again*

And yes, James is hot. Who cares about Edward anyways?
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)
Srsly. I'm sad he had to die at the end. Bring back Cam Gigandet! Shirtless!
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Mar. 24th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
That is AMAZING! ^.^
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Mar. 24th, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
You know how the covers of movies have things like "TERRIFIC" - The New York Times or "AMAZING" - The Gazette ?

The front of Twilight says "A POP CULTURE PHENOMENON"

Because there's nothing else to say about it.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
This is fantastic! I've sent the link to like 8 people already. I loved every minute of it.

BTW I thought trowel's appearance brought some class to the film, I mean, he's a big star. They must have paid him a lot to sit next to cactus for 30 seconds.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
But Cactus is WAY cuter. Trowel should have offered to pay to be next to Cactus! I don't CARE how big of a star he is!
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
That was wicked. You must do the next movie this way. I lol'd!
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
Oh, I plan on it. :D It will be so fun.
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Mar. 24th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
This is GOOD! =D

I like KStew, but her doing this movie...=\ I think both of the lead characters are pretty much giving the same 'Why the f did I agree to do this' look a lot.

Or maybe it's just me. And you should do more of this for the coming movies!
Mar. 25th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
ZOMG KStew ish da best actress evarrr!! :D Two whole expressions! Wowzers! Poor Edward weeps a lot. ='(

Love pepper spray's character development. 8D
Apr. 20th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
I've only made it halfway through the first Twilight book, and I think this sums up my feelings for it. It makes me about as emotional as Bella.
Apr. 20th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
That's pretty emotional!
Apr. 28th, 2009 06:24 am (UTC)

I don't even know you and, yet, I love you. Bravo, bravo.~
May. 11th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
This was made of win, I laughed until my tummy hurt and had tears in my eyes ! Bella's wide range of facial expressions really gets to me, she's an emotional wreck, really.
I am pimping this to one of my friends, she's gonna love it.
Good job.
May. 11th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Well, thanks! I enjoyed doing it. I can't wait until the second movie comes out. You best believe I'll be doing this again!
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May. 24th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
I think Kristen Stewart deserves an Oscar for best actress in this movie. seriously. Especially when she's in extreme pain in the ballet studio and her eyes cross...such talent.


Thanks so much for doing this!!
Oct. 28th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC)
i really really REALLY love twilight
but i must admit that this was hilarious :D
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