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Twilight! Part 3.

So now that Bella and Edward are officially "dating" or...abstaining...or whatever it is that they're doing, Edward throws caution to the wind. And by "throws caution to the wind," I mean he becomes very nonchalant about jumping on her car and putting his arm around her shoulders. But nothing else. NOTHING.

Edward tells Bella about the time Carlisle gave him a hickey

and he liked it.

Then he sits in the rain and weeps again

while looking really hot. (Uh, if his hair looked clean every once in a while and it didn't stick out in impossible directions, it would be awesome. Just saying.)

Later, Bella wonders how such an agile vampire can tear their pants

and then he hops around some more.

After jumping on Bella's truck for a while, he has a moment of silence and wonders who wrote this and thought it was okay

and the Crippled Indian is hip again.

Charlie shows up with Beer! (Beer is another of my favorite characters).

Crippled Indian loves Beer, too.

Bella is invited to the Cullen household where we find Rosalie, Carlisle, Emmett and Esme cook food for Bella (and Carlisle is still pretty hot).

Bella walks in and Emmett threatens her with a knife

while Rosalie shows off the gloves that she wears to cook

and the shoes she uses to toss the salad.

Carlisle laughs at Bella's stupidity

and Jasper and Alice wonder how she's survived in this world for so long.

While giving her a tour of the house, Edward shows Bella the number of graduation caps they've earned. Because he likes cruising for high school girls.

In Edwards bedroom, Bella is overcome with emotion

and Edward gets ~romantic...AGAIN.

Then he grabs her and they fly out the window, and poor RPattz is forced to say one of the worst lines ever written.

While climbing trees, KStew decides looking in the camera is still a good idea.

The next day (maybe? It might be a week later, or a year..no one knows) SMeyer shows up and eats veggies while writing down another wet dream.

Mike Newton decides that humping the foliage is the best way to get Bella to go to the prom.

That night, Bella is talking to her mom, Renee, on the phone and she decides this is a good time to plug the Forks High School mascot..the Trojan

when Edward shows up and decides now would be a good time to


Edward doesn't like bein' cock blocked, yo.

Bella...doesn't really mind.

Edward decides to get some later..while she's sleeping.

Sometime later (I'm telling you...I really just can't keep track of these days...), Bella decides that the best time to bring Charlie Beer is while he's cleaning his gun. I don't really mind, since Beer is one of my fav characters by now..

Charlie drinks Beer.

And after hearing that Bella is going on a date

tells her to bring Edward into the house to meet him.

After meeting Edward, Charlie reminds Bella that it's never the wrong time to ward off unwanted advances.

Bella joins the Cullens, who are in a field playing baseball. This is the scene where I realize that my brother owns a silver Jeep Rubicon...and I'm going to have a hard time riding in it from now on... :/ (ETA: Turns out, silver Jeep Rubicons ARE pretty vampiric, because when they're in the sun for too long, they burst into flames and die).

Anyway, the Cullens play baseball, which is pretty lame, except for their uniforms (which are pretty awesome) and Jasper and Alice (who do some pretty cool things).

Oh yeah, this is also the scene where Edward flips off Emmett.

The "bad" vampires hear them playing baseball and try to kill Bella...and then they leave. But the hawt one wants to eat Bella. (I forgot to cap that part. Oh well.)

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Part 4: Click here


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( 18 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
do people think it's constantly dusk in washington? at least they got the rainier right, but come on.
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
They used a fucking dumbass blue filter for the entire movie. Except for like one day. It's ridiculous. And amazing at the same time. Seriously, dude. I think you need to see this movie. In case you're still boycotting, I think you need to reconsider.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)
I think it would make me hate humanity.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:05 am (UTC)
It's SO funny. I seriously started crying I was laughing so hard.

I won't push it..because you probably won't see it anyway, but I think that if you get the chance, you should consider it.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:19 am (UTC)
If it comes on and I happen to be in the room, I'll watch it. However, this is unlikely, since the only time I watch movies is with Colin and Erin, and neither of them want to see it.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
Which is why I figure you probably won't see it. Oh well. I'll have to share the hilarity in the comms...

When you come down here you're still watching Loverboy. And then we can share that and Alpha Dog. Which is pretty good too.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
I'd probably watch it with you. Just sayin'.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
I'm going to assume that you already thought through that comment and know that I will take it 100% seriously. And now, there are no take backs. *FREEZES YOUR COMMENT*

Mar. 24th, 2009 04:28 am (UTC)
More stuff you don't care about:

-Rosalie's wearing gloves 'cause she cut her hand during a previous take so they were just like "omg hey put some gloves on and bleed in those, no one will think that's weird at all since you're already a pale, blond yet clearly Hispanic female."

-RPattz picked the spider monkey line out of many choices. He liked it. Though I choose to believe he chose it for the lulz.

DID HE SERIOUSLY FLIP OFF EMMETT?? I choose to believe it regardless.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:40 am (UTC)
I CARE! I care a lot! :D
Well it's not the first time in the movie she wears those gloves, so it wasn't exactly random (she's also wearing them when Edward saves Bella from Tyler's Van), I just thought it was funny.

I'll choose to believe this as well. And I wanna know what the other choices were.

Yes. Yes he did. It's super hard to get a clear still shot, because it happens so fast, but I watched that part like 16 times and I'm 98% positive he flips Emmett off.

Here's the best still shot I could get... :/
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:46 am (UTC)
I'm almost in shock that you actually froze the comment, but more appreciative that you'd go that far. Don't worry, I won't take it back. Her acting looks so terrible that it would almost be worth it.
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
Uh, when you agree to actually see a movie that I want you to see, I'm nothing but serious.

She's so great in it. It's like watching a walking seizure. Combined with lots of blinking and blank stares. It's an odd combination. And I wonder why her lips aren't bleeding from being bitten so much...
Mar. 24th, 2009 06:31 am (UTC)
Emmit doesn't look too bright at all. And HOLY FIVEHEAD, DOCTOR CULLEN!

Is it just me, or could Bella and Deadward be twins?
May. 24th, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that blue filter is awful. And I never knew that SMeyer had a cameo in the movie...shows how much I care, lol! Part 3 is another piece of amazingness!
Oct. 30th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
i ddon't know if you've noticed but Kstew's foot is rubbbing Rpattz' crotch when she is looking at the camera after the spider monkey line

bit of off-screen action!! woooOOOOooo
Nov. 3rd, 2009 11:00 am (UTC)
Robert Pattinson actually picked te line about holding on tight out of heaps that the writers suggested i suppose if thats the best they could come up with then it's no wonder the movie sucks so bad lolz
Nov. 6th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC)
Excuse my dirty mind, but...whichever of the girls is crouching down in the last animated picture (the one with Jasper swinging the baseball bat) it looks like she's masturbating... Now forget I ever said that.
Nov. 6th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC)

And now all I can think about is how dirty mama vamp is.

Thanks a lot! Jeezzzzzz!

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