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Twilight! Part 4.



After deciding to run for her life and realizing that she needs to tear Charlie's heart out of his chest in order to save his life, she feels pretty bad.



Finally, we meet my last favorite character, Front Door! Through Front Door, everyone looks extra skeevy. It's amazing.



Anyway, while fleeing, Bella realizes that Charlie will never forgive her. This makes her VERY sad.


When she arrives at the Cullens and finds Laurent (one of the "bad" vampires) there, she is shocked.


And when Rosalie asks why she has to help save the stupid human, Bella is very hurt.


In the hotel in Phoenix, Bella gets a phone call from James (the hawt "bad" vampire) and realizes that he's kidnapped her mother. She fears for her mother's life.


And when she gets to the ballet studio - as instructed - she finally decides that this might be a good time to utilize Pepper Spray.


And while she walks to her death, she is VERY scared.


(and James is still pretty hawt!)


When James has Bella cornered, it's Pepper Spray to the rescue!

Of course, it does nothing to him...but still, I admire Pepper Spray's valiant effort.

Then, Edward picks Bella up off the floor and decides that since this is a ballet studio, he should leap around, point his toes, and extend his legs. (I drew arrows pointing to his feet, for reference...)


Bella, who now has a broken leg, a severed artery, and vampire venom in her veins is in excruciating pain. She makes this very obvious.


And Edward weeps again.


Meanwhile, Alice rips off James' head. Which is awesome.


And Bella decides that the best thing to do right now is go cross-eyed.


Later, in the hospital, Edward "sleeps" in the most uncomfortable position ever.

And he still wonders what he's doing here.

Before the scene ends, Bella almost mutters a full sentence without stuttering or blinking wildly,...and then she fails at English some more.


Sometime later on in the story, Charlie tries to intimidate Edward by drinking more Beer and Just For Men-ing his mustache.


The moment he sees Bella, he decides to bring up Pepper Spray again. Because that's what Charlie does.

Bella almost conjures up a different facial expression.


At prom, Jacob talks to Bella and Edward tries to save Taylor Lautner from making the same mistake he has.


Inside, Bella motions to Jess that the pink dress she bought makes her boobs look good while Edward clearly thinks it makes her look like a cheap whore.


Bella and Edward go outside to dance in the last scene of the movie. The movie ending makes Bella REALLY sad. I tell you, she really needs to tone down those emotions.




THE END


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psych11
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
*falls over giggling silently*

That was made of epic win!
thep1x3l
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
I especially liked the Carlisle/Edward moment.
I'm going to watch the movie just for that, k?

XD
bpddjeoomon
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Totally worth it. Mostly while watching the movie you can't tell if they're in intense pain or experiencing some severe pleasure. I'm thinking both.

Especially KStew. She is SO GOOD.
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serahmagnifica
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
oh. my. god.
You're my new best friend.
shannon_zhang
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:54 am (UTC)
I was giggling through the entire thing; excellent choice of shots, loved your comments about her facial expression, and Emmett threatening her *dies laughing at the shot again*

And yes, James is hot. Who cares about Edward anyways?
bpddjeoomon
Mar. 24th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)
Srsly. I'm sad he had to die at the end. Bring back Cam Gigandet! Shirtless!
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fadedelegance
Mar. 24th, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
That is AMAZING! ^.^
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bpddjeoomon
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
You know how the covers of movies have things like "TERRIFIC" - The New York Times or "AMAZING" - The Gazette ?

The front of Twilight says "A POP CULTURE PHENOMENON"


Because there's nothing else to say about it.
crystalkei
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
This is fantastic! I've sent the link to like 8 people already. I loved every minute of it.


BTW I thought trowel's appearance brought some class to the film, I mean, he's a big star. They must have paid him a lot to sit next to cactus for 30 seconds.
bpddjeoomon
Mar. 24th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
But Cactus is WAY cuter. Trowel should have offered to pay to be next to Cactus! I don't CARE how big of a star he is!
rayesesshyfan
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
That was wicked. You must do the next movie this way. I lol'd!
bpddjeoomon
Mar. 24th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
Oh, I plan on it. :D It will be so fun.
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paperorgans
Mar. 24th, 2009 12:54 pm (UTC)
This is GOOD! =D

I like KStew, but her doing this movie...=\ I think both of the lead characters are pretty much giving the same 'Why the f did I agree to do this' look a lot.

Or maybe it's just me. And you should do more of this for the coming movies!
jump2narnia
Mar. 25th, 2009 03:00 am (UTC)
ZOMG KStew ish da best actress evarrr!! :D Two whole expressions! Wowzers! Poor Edward weeps a lot. ='(

Love pepper spray's character development. 8D
junodog
Apr. 20th, 2009 05:11 am (UTC)
I've only made it halfway through the first Twilight book, and I think this sums up my feelings for it. It makes me about as emotional as Bella.
bpddjeoomon
Apr. 20th, 2009 05:17 am (UTC)
That's pretty emotional!
(Anonymous)
Apr. 28th, 2009 06:24 am (UTC)
Dude.XD

I don't even know you and, yet, I love you. Bravo, bravo.~
thethirdstone
May. 11th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)
This was made of win, I laughed until my tummy hurt and had tears in my eyes ! Bella's wide range of facial expressions really gets to me, she's an emotional wreck, really.
I am pimping this to one of my friends, she's gonna love it.
Good job.
bpddjeoomon
May. 11th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Well, thanks! I enjoyed doing it. I can't wait until the second movie comes out. You best believe I'll be doing this again!
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ally_x_cat
May. 24th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
I think Kristen Stewart deserves an Oscar for best actress in this movie. seriously. Especially when she's in extreme pain in the ballet studio and her eyes cross...such talent.

XD

Thanks so much for doing this!!
(Anonymous)
Oct. 28th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA!
i really really REALLY love twilight
but i must admit that this was hilarious :D
(Anonymous)
Oct. 31st, 2009 10:23 am (UTC)
lol
hahah u have to make one of these for new moon + the others
(Anonymous)
Nov. 2nd, 2009 06:23 am (UTC)
LMFAO
Lol. i was laughing all the way through. I'm love twilight. But this was funny. You forgot to mention how they have really white foundation on their heads but their necks are still the same colour, just look at Carlisle in the hospital scene were he is writing on the clipboard. Funny and cool.
(Anonymous)
Nov. 2nd, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
OMG! so funny!!!
I'm a huge twilight and edward fan but i laughed so hard through this!
love it :)
(Anonymous)
Nov. 3rd, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
Haha!
OMG thats so funny! I was sittting her crcking up [= Im a fan of the books and movies, but this is just real funny!! Do it for New Moon when it comes out please! K-Stew might have a new expression [=
(Anonymous)
Nov. 3rd, 2009 07:33 am (UTC)
Lol
Thats so freaking funny. I LOVE it. :]
(Anonymous)
Nov. 3rd, 2009 09:26 am (UTC)
my name is emily
haha lol when i watch that again im gonna be in stitches thinking about all the funny things lol you missed the bit in the cafeteria with the apple anyway you can actually see the string when you pause it lol hope you do the same for new moon
(Anonymous)
Nov. 4th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
...
This is so fuckin funny...
i am a twihard or whatever they call us...
but this is just to funny...
(Anonymous)
Nov. 8th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Love it.
you just made me piss myself laughing.
this is so epicly funny.
i got the link from Girlfriend NZ magazine. You should hunt down the magazine, cut out the bit where it mentions this site, blow it up and frame it :)

<3
(Anonymous)
Nov. 13th, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Love it.
haha i got it from the same mag and wow. this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages. you definitely need to do a new moon one :D
(Anonymous)
Nov. 9th, 2009 07:29 am (UTC)
*giggles. Wipes tear from eye*

Oh god; I appreciate this blog so much.
Though I cant believe how EMOTIONAL KStew got - she might explode :|
(Anonymous)
Nov. 10th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
HAHA
Mike decides that humping the foliage is the best way to get bella to go to prom with him. LOL HAHA PRICELESS!!!!!
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