So now that Bella and Edward are officially "dating" or...abstaining...or whatever it is that they're doing, Edward throws caution to the wind. And by "throws caution to the wind," I mean he becomes very nonchalant about jumping on her car and putting his arm around her shoulders. But nothing else. NOTHING.
Edward tells Bella about the time Carlisle gave him a hickey
and he liked it.
Then he sits in the rain and weeps again
while looking really hot. (Uh, if his hair looked clean every once in a while and it didn't stick out in impossible directions, it would be awesome. Just saying.)
Later, Bella wonders how such an agile vampire can tear their pants
and then he hops around some more.
After jumping on Bella's truck for a while, he has a moment of silence and wonders who wrote this and thought it was okay
and the Crippled Indian is hip again.
Charlie shows up with Beer! (Beer is another of my favorite characters).
Crippled Indian loves Beer, too.
Bella is invited to the Cullen household where we find Rosalie, Carlisle, Emmett and Esme cook food for Bella (and Carlisle is still pretty hot).
Bella walks in and Emmett threatens her with a knife
while Rosalie shows off the gloves that she wears to cook
and the shoes she uses to toss the salad.
Carlisle laughs at Bella's stupidity
and Jasper and Alice wonder how she's survived in this world for so long.
While giving her a tour of the house, Edward shows Bella the number of graduation caps they've earned. Because he likes cruising for high school girls.
In Edwards bedroom, Bella is overcome with emotion
and Edward gets ~romantic...AGAIN.
Then he grabs her and they fly out the window, and poor RPattz is forced to say one of the worst lines ever written.
While climbing trees, KStew decides looking in the camera is still a good idea.
The next day (maybe? It might be a week later, or a year..no one knows) SMeyer shows up and eats veggies while writing down another wet dream.
Mike Newton decides that humping the foliage is the best way to get Bella to go to the prom.
That night, Bella is talking to her mom, Renee, on the phone and she decides this is a good time to plug the Forks High School mascot..the Trojan
when Edward shows up and decides now would be a good time to
BE COCKBLOCKED! Omg YAY!
Edward doesn't like bein' cock blocked, yo.
Bella...doesn't really mind.
Edward decides to get some later..while she's sleeping.
Sometime later (I'm telling you...I really just can't keep track of these days...), Bella decides that the best time to bring Charlie Beer is while he's cleaning his gun. I don't really mind, since Beer is one of my fav characters by now..
Charlie drinks Beer.
And after hearing that Bella is going on a date
tells her to bring Edward into the house to meet him.
After meeting Edward, Charlie reminds Bella that it's never the wrong time to ward off unwanted advances.
Bella joins the Cullens, who are in a field playing baseball. This is the scene where I realize that my brother owns a silver Jeep Rubicon...and I'm going to have a hard time riding in it from now on... :/ (ETA: Turns out, silver Jeep Rubicons ARE pretty vampiric, because when they're in the sun for too long, they burst into flames and die).
Anyway, the Cullens play baseball, which is pretty lame, except for their uniforms (which are pretty awesome) and Jasper and Alice (who do some pretty cool things).
Oh yeah, this is also the scene where Edward flips off Emmett.
The "bad" vampires hear them playing baseball and try to kill Bella...and then they leave. But the hawt one wants to eat Bella. (I forgot to cap that part. Oh well.)
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NEW MOON ENTRIES COMING SOON!
as of November 7, 2009